It's 5 in the morning in beautiful East St.Louis, Illinois
1. Lisa, a stripper, takes her night's worth of salary home and counts it.
2. Most of the dollar bills have been saturated with vaginal juice, alcohol, sweat and possibly various forms of communicable diseases.
3. Lisa is hungry after a 10 hour shift, so she decides to fulfill her hunger at McDonalds. She takes 3.50 of her $500 worth of work and buys an Egg McMuffin Value Meal.
4. Ernest, the McDonalds morning crew manager, takes these storied bills and places them in his register.
5. Ernest proceeds to make the Egg McMuffin Value Meal with NO GLOVES ON.
6. Lisa devours the Egg McMuffin Value Meal that was prepared with NO GLOVES ON.
7. Daunte (me) orders 2 Sausage, Egg and Cheese Value Meals.
8. Ernest, the McDonalds morning crew manager, takes my money and places them in his register and gives me back 3 dollar bills. (The same 3 bills Lisa gave him)
9. Ernest prepares my 2 Sausage, Egg and Cheese Value Meals with NO GLOVES ON.
10. I quickly scarf my meal that was prepared with NO GLOVES ON.
11. Daunte’s sick
The End
This story sounds very far-fetched and possibly outlandish, yet at least 2 or 3 of those gross things occur at McDonalds every time you go.
Every time I go to McDonalds I see one or more of the following:
-workers preparing food with NO GLOVES ON
-managers taking money from customers and then preparing my food with NO GLOVES ON
-workers using the bathroom and not washing their hands
When I was around 6 0r 7, I distinctly remember food service being cleaner; workers used gloves, there was a distinct system of duties that didn't allow people to handle money and prepare food. Where has all of that gone? I'm sorry but hand sanitizer isn’t good enough for me, people need to wash their hands with HOT water and used gloves. I don’t mean to just point out McDonalds because Popeye’s, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, Papa Johns and many other fast food places don’t use gloves. I'm glad restaurants don’t have a visible kitchen because I'm sure there are worse.
I know McDonalds has the best fries but just be mindful that you might be eating a Big Mac with cheese, influenza, yeast infection and ketchup. Just a thought.
1. Lisa, a stripper, takes her night's worth of salary home and counts it.
2. Most of the dollar bills have been saturated with vaginal juice, alcohol, sweat and possibly various forms of communicable diseases.
3. Lisa is hungry after a 10 hour shift, so she decides to fulfill her hunger at McDonalds. She takes 3.50 of her $500 worth of work and buys an Egg McMuffin Value Meal.
4. Ernest, the McDonalds morning crew manager, takes these storied bills and places them in his register.
5. Ernest proceeds to make the Egg McMuffin Value Meal with NO GLOVES ON.
6. Lisa devours the Egg McMuffin Value Meal that was prepared with NO GLOVES ON.
7. Daunte (me) orders 2 Sausage, Egg and Cheese Value Meals.
8. Ernest, the McDonalds morning crew manager, takes my money and places them in his register and gives me back 3 dollar bills. (The same 3 bills Lisa gave him)
9. Ernest prepares my 2 Sausage, Egg and Cheese Value Meals with NO GLOVES ON.
10. I quickly scarf my meal that was prepared with NO GLOVES ON.
11. Daunte’s sick
The End
This story sounds very far-fetched and possibly outlandish, yet at least 2 or 3 of those gross things occur at McDonalds every time you go.
Every time I go to McDonalds I see one or more of the following:
-workers preparing food with NO GLOVES ON
-managers taking money from customers and then preparing my food with NO GLOVES ON
-workers using the bathroom and not washing their hands
When I was around 6 0r 7, I distinctly remember food service being cleaner; workers used gloves, there was a distinct system of duties that didn't allow people to handle money and prepare food. Where has all of that gone? I'm sorry but hand sanitizer isn’t good enough for me, people need to wash their hands with HOT water and used gloves. I don’t mean to just point out McDonalds because Popeye’s, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, Papa Johns and many other fast food places don’t use gloves. I'm glad restaurants don’t have a visible kitchen because I'm sure there are worse.
I know McDonalds has the best fries but just be mindful that you might be eating a Big Mac with cheese, influenza, yeast infection and ketchup. Just a thought.
3 comments:
Our age is certainly a different day in time. Fast food restaurants don't throw spoiled food out. They don't screen workers for health problems. So, to protect yourself you have to look for the sanitation code. I piss a lot of fast food workers off. I'll ask the manager or worker to wash his/her hands. If they get an attitude that is the last time I eat with them. Health care is too expensive for me to get sick.
Better to hurt your feelings than to hurt my health.
Your post sent me directly to the supermarket. I've reduced the places and instances where and when I eat out.
What is this new thing about requiring fast food workers to also clean the restrooms? I saw a worker clean the toilet with no gloves on. She did wash her hands. But, I think it was because I was giving her an eyeball beatdown. If she'll touch a dirty public toilet with her bare hands...that tells me all I need to know about her third world sanitation practices.
We need to educate our community about health and sanitation issues.
I always motivated by you, your opinion and way of thinking, again, appreciate for this nice post.
- Thomas
Oooo Daunte I died 3xs lmao
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